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Lin Xiaochuan, a modern corporate slave, accidentally travels to an alternate ancient dynasty while pulling an all-nighter—only to become "Princess Anping," who's about to be married off to the Northern Di tribe for peace. Wait, he's a guy! Even worse, he's bound to a "Princess Counterattack System" that forces him to cancel the marriage in 30 days AND learn immortal cultivation skills: he falls into a lotus pond while practicing lightness skill, mistakes wormwood for poison during medical training (almost poisoning himself), and the system mocks him, "You're dumber than the palace maids!" To go home, Lin grits his teeth to learn princess etiquette (tripping over his skirt eight times), uses modern marketing to sell handmade soap and make the princess's mansion profitable, and even uses the system's basic medical skills to save Gu Zhao—the cold-faced God of War—from Northern Di poison. From "You look like a flapping goose in women's clothes" to "I'll cover for your messes," Gu gradually discovers Lin's male identity but is still drawn to his wit and sincerity. Court villains plot to destroy the princess's mansion via the marriage, so Lin uses lightness skill to dodge assassins, modern logic to expose conspiracies, and even breaks into the Northern Di camp alone—using negotiation skills plus immortal lightness skill to convince the khan to cancel the marriage! In the end, he not only completes the system mission but also wins Gu's heart. With his immortal abilities and modern wisdom, he becomes the most "badass" "princess" in the vast kingdom, turning ancient life into a sweet romantic comedy!
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