share time: 2026-02-27 00:31:29
Office drone Lin Xiaoman worked overtime until her soul nearly left her body late at night. When she woke up, she found herself transmigrated into a "short-lived cannon fodder" in an urban cultivation novel, bound to a sarcastic system—she must complete the KPI of "slapping her scumbag father, becoming a top cultivator, and having a sweet romance" or face immediate dissipation! The system’s tasks are insane: bribing Gu Yuan, the cultivation world’s "unattainable flower," with pearl milk tea, using a workplace PPT to get a million-yuan sponsorship for a declining sect, and even haggling for an ancient artifact at an auction with "reverse PUA"… But Gu Yuan falls for her modern ideas, chasing her daily to learn the milk tea recipe and slacking tricks, secretly dealing with those who bullied the original owner. While complaining about the system, Lin Xiaoman uses workplace skills to start her cultivation counterattack: managing the sect with KPI, winning over大佬 with milk tea, and unlocking her hidden identity as the destined female lead when slapping her scumbag father!
mute, 2x speed, if you want to adjust, please click the controller bar to adjust
