short series

Every Blind Date Failure Lets Me Take One of the Other Person's Requirements as My Ability

share time: 2025-12-25 00:32:47

Lin Xiaoman is 30 and still single—her parents are hounding her to go on blind dates, but she always fails miserably for not meeting the other person’s “rigid standards”! Like, a guy wants a “wife who can cook a feast,” but she burns the pot even making instant noodles; another guy wants a “woman earning 500k a year,” but she’s still squeezing into the subway from her shared apartment. After a guy mocked her, “Who’d want you?”, she suddenly unlocks the “Blind Date Failure Return System”: every failure lets her take one of the other person’s rigid standards and turn it into her own ability! She tries again—this time, the guy wants “piano skills,” and after failing, she can play like a level-ten pro instantly. Next, a guy wants “a million in savings,” and after failing, her bank account magically gains a million! But as she basks in her newfound glory, she uncovers a dark secret: every ability comes with the other person’s hidden flaw—like the piano guy having severe tenosynovitis, or the millionaire being 2 million in debt… Lin Xiaoman panics: is this a “counterattack” or just carrying others’ burdens? And worse—the system is forcing her to go on dates every day! If she stops, all her abilities will vanish!

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