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I, the Emperor, Am Now a Street Vendor!

share time: 2025-11-20 00:31:55

Two thousand years ago, Moyuan, emperor of the Great Jing Dynasty, traveled to 2023 due to an ancient jade tablet's anomaly. He woke up squatting at a night market stall—Lin Xiaoman, who sold spicy hot noodles next to him, shouted with hands on hips: "Still dazed? Pass the bracelet to the customer!" How could a dignified emperor do such "market work"? He turned to leave, but Lin Xiaoman held up a jade tablet shard and stopped him: "Want to go back? Help me run the stall first!" It turns out the jade tablet is the time key, broken into two pieces—one in Lin Xiaoman's hand. To retrieve it, Moyuan had to learn vending: he scolded a queue-jumper with imperial authority, only to be called a "drama queen"; he sold a replica jade pendant as a royal gift and almost got complained about; he even shouted "Protect me!" when chased by城管 (urban management). But when the jade tablet finally glowed and the time portal opened, he hesitated—return to the palace as emperor, or stay with the girl who called him "clumsy" but secretly shielded him from the rain?

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